Fat Tires & Cryptic Serial Numbers
Irvine Meadows West Parking Lot, Irvine, California
June, 1990
Here's a wide-angle shot of the car with its new 275-60R15 Super Shops
bias-ply tires mounted on swap-meet universal-fit steel van wheels.
Note the stock (now-black-painted) front wheels and skinny tires and the
"2 CNS 716" stenciled on the front door. The serial numbers were
in keeping with my bullshit-the-Art-Dept. plan to get enough units (for
my claim that this was a "mixed-media mobile installation piece") to finish
a BA without actually having to set foot in a classroom for my last year
at UCI. I cited the work of my fellow Anteater, performance artist
Chris Burden, and the writings of the French Heavy Thinker, Jacques Derrida
(who was at this time living in a swinish UCI-owned mansion overlooking
the squalid trailerr park in which I and the Impala lived; I liked to think
that Jacques had to keep all the blinds closed on the trailer-park side
of his house in order to avoid the Wrong and Ugly sights there, preferring
instead to look at the boundless and inspiring expanse of the Pacific visible
from the other side) when explaining the concept. The serial
numbers were, as I recall, supposed to suggest the Offical Vehicle (police
car, phone-company vehicle, and so on) which was one of the three American
Automotive Archetypes the "piece" was "referencing." The main effect
they had was to make people think I had bought the car as Navy surplus.
Over the years, the numbers faded under repeated applications of more primer,
and are no longer visible today.