Cheap Beer & a Sparkplug

In the early 90s, the cheapest possible beer was Schaefer's, but if you were willing to spend an extra 20 cents for a 12-pack, you could wrap your grease-blackened hand around a room-temperature can of the finest piss-weak yellow Cleveland-style beer around: Burgermeister.  By the time the swap was through, we'd been through quite a few cans of Burgie, plus many gallons of garden-hose-flavored Trailer Tap Water.