New Dash Panel
Alameda, California
1991
Since nothing but the fuel gauge and the "COLD" idiot light worked on the
original instrument panel, it was clearly time for a massive electrical
project. Instead of fixing the stock dash, I tore everything out
and started from scratch, limited only by a budget of about $25.
The first step was to obtain a sheet of sturdy aluminum plate, which I
found in a "Speed Limits Strictly Enforced" street sign. After using
up numerous metal-cutting blades cutting the proper shape with a saber
saw, I started cutting holes for the many (junkyard-obtained)
gauges, including a very cool early-60s Buick speedometer (which had to
be mounted using painstakingly-cut plywood, several tubes of epoxy, and
red LEDs for illumination). Then I settled down for many all-night
wire-stripping and -soldering sessions, using wire and switches scavenged
from various discarded home appliances and electronics surplus stores.
Finally, the dash was finished. The best thing about it (in addition
to being able to determine my speed, engine RPM, turn signal status, etc.)
was the horn setup: A keyboard of five pushbuttons controlled five
horns (VW, Ford, Cadillac, Chrysler, and a submarine-diving-alarm "Ahhh-OOOOgah"
horn), which turned out to be very effective in tense traffic situations;
even the most assholistic driver changes his behavior when he feels the
voice of popular opinion is against him, making it very handy to seem like
five angry drivers instead of one. In this photo, you can see the
bare dash panel on the lower right. Note the mental-hospital-waiting-room
green fabric of the '71 Caprice bench seat.