{"id":1141,"date":"2011-03-30T16:49:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T22:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1141"},"modified":"2011-07-05T21:47:22","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T03:47:22","slug":"lemons-miscreants-blame-shadowy-forces-for-their-bad-driving-the-glenn-beck-conspiracy-theory-penalty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1141","title":{"rendered":"LeMons Miscreants Blame Shadowy Forces For Their Bad Driving: The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Penalty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-01.jpg\" alt=\"glennbeckpenalty-600px-01\" title=\"glennbeckpenalty-600px-01\" width=\"600\" height=\"536\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1142\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-01.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-01-300x268.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\n24 Hours of LeMons drivers, particularly the West Coast variety, tend to be slow to accept blame for their spinouts, crashes, and other bad on-track behavior. The LeMons Supreme Court is here to <em>rehabilitate<\/em> LeMons miscreants, and so we&#8217;ve devised a new penalty that takes inspiration from famous conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck. &nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-07.jpg\" alt=\"glennbeckpenalty-600px-07\" title=\"glennbeckpenalty-600px-07\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-07.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-07-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nIt works like this: The miscreant must choose five conspiracy elements from a stack of cards representing various shadow-government players. Swiss bankers, Muslims, Taco Bell, Science, pretty much the whole stinking bunch of anti-American conspirators. Once the five conspiratorial elements have been selected, the team gets together to diagram out just how those five elements worked together to cause their bad-driving mishap. When ready, the team then provides the LeMons Supreme Court with a Glenn Beck-style presentation.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-08.jpg\" alt=\"glennbeckpenalty-600px-08\" title=\"glennbeckpenalty-600px-08\" width=\"600\" height=\"437\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-08.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/glennbeckpenalty-600px-08-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nIt all makes sense now! 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