{"id":1233,"date":"2011-04-28T13:07:56","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T19:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1233"},"modified":"2011-07-05T21:45:21","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T03:45:21","slug":"yank-me-crank-me-the-ted-nugent-penalty-doses-miscreants-with-michigan-justice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1233","title":{"rendered":"Yank Me, Crank Me: The Ted Nugent Penalty Doses Miscreants With Michigan Justice"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nMichigan is very proud of its famous killin’-n-grillin’ son<\/a>, and rightfully so! Someday, Ted Nugent will be President of the United States, and LeMons HQ wants to be able to tell The Nuge that we were behind him all the way! 
 
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\nThe Ted Nugent Penalty is pretty simple: The LeMons Supreme Court paints titles of selected Nugent masterpieces on your car. We thought about branching out into Iggy\/Stooges titles, but Iggy is just too short to ever become president. 
 
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\nLegendary automotive journalist Tony Swan, who reviewed the ’88 Prelude in Sharpy on the trunklid<\/a> at last year’s Gingerman race, seems bemused by his Honda’s latest decoration. 
 
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\nSwan’s teammates Csaba Csere and Rich Ceppos seem to have more positive feelings toward the man who penned “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.” Here we see them taking their People’s Curse lap around the paddock. They got enough votes for the Curse Lite (a public humiliation), most likely because their car’s left blinker was on at all times. No, we’re not making that up. 
 
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\nThe Barbie-themed Mercury Capri seemed especially appropriate for the Ted Nugent penalty. You think Ted has a few Capris in his compound? 
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