{"id":1414,"date":"2011-06-09T01:56:36","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T07:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2011-07-05T21:41:45","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T03:41:45","slug":"lemons-correctional-system-innovations-the-bitchin-camaro-penalty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1414","title":{"rendered":"LeMons Correctional System Innovations: The Bitchin&#8217; Camaro Penalty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-4.jpg\" alt=\"bitchincamaro-4\" title=\"bitchincamaro-4\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nWhen you drive a terrible second-gen Camaro (yes, they&#8217;re all terrible) and you spin out repeatedly at a 24 Hours of LeMons race, the LeMons Supreme Court tends to rhyme &#8220;donuts on your lawn&#8221; with &#8220;Tony Orlando and Dawn.&#8221;<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-1.jpg\" alt=\"bitchincamaro-1\" title=\"bitchincamaro-1\" width=\"600\" height=\"397\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-1-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nThis is what happened to the Pflugerville Pflamers last weekend. You might recall the excellent job the Pflamers did with our Houston-inspired <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Purple_Drank\">Purple Drank<\/a> penalty:<br \/>\n<center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"600\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QLEm78AfSPA?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-5.jpg\" alt=\"bitchincamaro-5\" title=\"bitchincamaro-5\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bitchincamaro-5-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nThe Bitchin&#8217; Camaro Penalty is pretty simple: you spin out your Camaro, we make you look up the complete lyrics to the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dead_Milkmen\">Dead Milkmen<\/a> song, &#8220;Bitchin&#8217; 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