{"id":1777,"date":"2012-01-09T13:00:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T19:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1777"},"modified":"2013-05-06T19:48:04","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T01:48:04","slug":"how-does-a-hairy-sweaty-dude-end-up-with-a-name-like-murilee-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1777","title":{"rendered":"How Does a Hairy Sweaty Dude End Up With a Name Like <em>Murilee<\/em>, Anyway?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/91-desertwithriddledtrailertank.jpg\" alt=\"91-desertwithriddledtrailertank\" title=\"91-desertwithriddledtrailertank\" width=\"600\" height=\"503\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/91-desertwithriddledtrailertank.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/91-desertwithriddledtrailertank-300x251.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nAfter doing so much work updating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.murileemartin.com\">the MurileeMartin.com homepage<\/a> so that it includes links to my writing, there&#8217;s another bit of housekeeping that needs doing: it&#8217;s about time I explained how and why I use a pseudonym that sounds like <em>a girl&#8217;s name<\/em>. I&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/305947\/news-flash-murilee-martin-is-a-man\">talked about it before<\/a>, but never really told the whole story in one place.  Fasten your seat belts, because this <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/5508643\/could-this-be-the-greatest-terrible-car-ever-made\">Leyland P76<\/a> will be heading into weird territory.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ourfriendthecarburetor-600px.jpg\" alt=\"ourfriendthecarburetor-600px\" title=\"ourfriendthecarburetor-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1784\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ourfriendthecarburetor-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ourfriendthecarburetor-600px-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nBy now, just about everyone who reads my stuff knows that my real name is Phil Greden, aka Judge Phil of the LeMons Supreme Court, so why eschew my proud <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Luxembourg-American\">Luxembourgian-American<\/a> surname for such a confusing pen name? It all goes back to 1986, when my personal train jumped the tracks leading to a career in mechanical engineering and veered off into a bunch of art and writing nonsense; this trainwreck gets described in some detail in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetruthaboutcars.com\/2011\/05\/1965-impala-hell-project-part-1-so-it-begins\/\">Part 1 of the Impala Hell Project story.<\/a> At age 20, I got into writing one-act plays, and\u2014 just as marihuana leads directly to the white horse\u2014 that led to writing and doing <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.latimes.com\/1988-03-07\/entertainment\/ca-379_1_performance-art\">performance art<\/a> and (what would today be called) multimedia installations. Since I wanted to create my own sounds for these pieces, I learned how to use an early <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Portastudio\">Tascam Portastudio<\/a> four-track tape recorder from my friend and artistic collaborator, Dan Goodsell (who has since gone on to become quite famous as <a href=\"http:\/\/theimaginaryworld.com\/page3.html\">the creator of Mr. Toast and friends<\/a>) and hooked up a bunch of cheap analog effects pedals to a shortwave radio and police scanner. Then I rounded up some friends who could play actual musical instruments, and\u2014 in early 1987\u2014 my new band was born.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/gasmask-600px.jpg\" alt=\"gasmask-600px\" title=\"gasmask-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"435\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/gasmask-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/gasmask-600px-300x217.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nAs Yunnies (<strong>Y<\/strong>oung <strong>U<\/strong>rban <strong>N<\/strong>ihilists), our big musical influences were <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Throbbing_Gristle\">Throbbing Gristle<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Psychic_tv\">Psychic TV<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Boyd_Rice\">Boyd Rice<\/a>, with heavy <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Laurie_anderson\">Laurie Anderson<\/a>  and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Butthole_Surfers\">Butthole Surfers<\/a> overtones.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/trumanrally-600px.jpg\" alt=\"trumanrally-600px\" title=\"trumanrally-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"464\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1787\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/trumanrally-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/trumanrally-600px-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nAt first, we called ourselves Bad Ronald, after the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bad_Ronald\">terrible 1974 TV movie<\/a>. Then we were The Sniffdogs (inspired by the drug-sniffing dogs that appeared all over the place during the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Just_Say_No\">Just Say No<\/a> madness of the mid-1980s), and then just Peehole. The band &#8220;played&#8221; as part of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HRBM-qDxHSg&#038;feature=player_embedded\">performance art\/installation pieces<\/a>, and every so often we did &#8220;music&#8221; gigs to completely befuddled audiences.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/randyrhoads-600px.jpg\" alt=\"randyrhoads-600px\" title=\"randyrhoads-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"772\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1795\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/randyrhoads-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/randyrhoads-600px-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nBut still, we needed a better name for the band. We tried consulting the spirit of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Randy_Rhoads\">Randy Rhoads<\/a>, via Ouija board, figuring that the man who played such hair-raising guitar on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=G0sD0j4jJ84\">&#8220;Over the Mountain&#8221;<\/a> would have some good ideas about band names. And he did, advising us to call our band Umber Stump or Submud Rubgun. The idea of making <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Umber\">umber<\/a>-colored shirts reading &#8220;I&#8217;m Stumped!&#8221; had great appeal, and Submud Rubgun rolls off the tongue nicely, but those names just didn&#8217;t stick. &nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/burroughsgysin.jpg\" alt=\"burroughsgysin\" title=\"burroughsgysin\" width=\"600\" height=\"405\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1802\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/burroughsgysin.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/burroughsgysin-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nAt that time, my fiction writing was getting more and more difficult and unreadable, as my brain was plunged into a boiling vat of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Finnegans_wake\"><em>Finnegans Wake<\/em><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Last_Words_of_Dutch_Schultz\"><em>The Last Words of Dutch Schultz<\/em><\/a>. Burroughs and Gysin led me to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cut-up_technique\">Cut-Up Technique<\/a>, and my <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.latimes.com\/1990-04-14\/news\/li-1176_1_trailer-park\">trailer<\/a> filled up with thousands of scraps of paper bearing words and sentence fragments.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"600\" height=\"335\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Rc2yU7OUMcI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\nThe way I did cut-up was pretty similar to the Burroughs\/Gysin approach at first; I&#8217;d write a story, cut it up with scissors so I&#8217;d have a hat full of sentence fragments, pick out pieces of paper, arrange them randomly, and pick out the results that made at least a little bit of sense. My writing teachers no doubt rolled their eyes (remembering when they were 20 and felt, like, all avant-garde and stuff), but all the goth chicks in my writing classes dug it, and that&#8217;s what <em>really<\/em> counts, eh? But then I remembered my project to write code that created rhyming gibberish poems from semi-random syllable groupings (see the third paragraph of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetruthaboutcars.com\/2011\/11\/1965-impala-hell-project-part-19-the-road-not-taken-final-photo-session\/\">Part 19 of the Impala Hell Project story<\/a>) and I started doing <em>cut-up syllables<\/em>. The pieces of paper got smaller, the end result went from difficult to impossible for the readers\u2026 but then one night I pulled out the following scraps of paper, in order: MU, RI, LEE, AR, RA, I, AC.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/foe.jpg\" alt=\"foe\" title=\"foe\" width=\"600\" height=\"556\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1779\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/foe.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/foe-300x278.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nMurilee Arraiac! I pronounced it &#8220;MUIR-uh-lee Uh-RAY-ee-ack&#8221; and it became the band&#8217;s name at that moment. We went on a recording binge through 1987 and 1988, recording over a hundred songs and putting them on cassettes. Back then, you could tap into a global network of weird bands that would trade tapes via snail mail, and I got heavily into the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cassette_culture\">cassette culture,<\/a> sending out tapes all over the world and receiving other tapes in return; it was like the internet, only every interaction took weeks instead of seconds. Soon, I began getting letters from college radio stations in avant-garde sinkholes like Japan and France, and Murilee Arraiac developed a following of dozens of, or at least <em>several<\/em>, fans.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"600\" height=\"335\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/videoseries?list=PL0361AFC0B51FC272&amp;hl=en_US\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\nI also took advantage of the 1978-vintage vacuum-tube-based video camera I&#8217;d scrounged up to make some Murilee Arraiac music videos; above is a selection of excerpts from the early days of Murilee Arraiac.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/treadmillsnake-kkkks-600px.jpg\" alt=\"treadmillsnake-kkkks-600px\" title=\"treadmillsnake-kkkks-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"937\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1786\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/treadmillsnake-kkkks-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/treadmillsnake-kkkks-600px-192x300.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nI made all the Murilee Arraiac tape labels using <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dry_transfer\">dry transfer letters<\/a>, Xerox enlargements, and collage. That&#8217;s how you had to do this stuff when you were broke and stuck in the pre-cheap-desktop-publishing age.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ma_face.jpg\" alt=\"ma_face\" title=\"ma_face\" width=\"600\" height=\"330\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1780\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ma_face.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ma_face-300x165.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nAt the time, I&#8217;d never heard of anyone named Murilee, but Murilee Arraiac listeners assumed that there was a real flesh-and-blood person (presumably female) by that name fronting the band. OK, I figured, I&#8217;ll create a persona named Murilee Arraiac. I found a stencil-friendly illustration of a female Russian factory worker from a World War II Soviet propaganda poster and started using her image on MA tape labels. Here&#8217;s one with a background of JC Whitney car stereos.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ma_troublelightlogo-600px.jpg\" alt=\"ma_troublelightlogo-600px\" title=\"ma_troublelightlogo-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"593\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1781\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ma_troublelightlogo-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ma_troublelightlogo-600px-300x296.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nI cranked out countless Murilee Arraiac logos during 1988 and 1989, and the Soviet Murilee image went away. It was only during the era of easy internet searching that I discovered the existence of real humans named Murilee.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/nureochiba-600px.jpg\" alt=\"nureochiba-600px\" title=\"nureochiba-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"451\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1783\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/nureochiba-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/nureochiba-600px-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nIn 1990, I was done with UCI and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetruthaboutcars.com\/2011\/07\/1965-impala-hell-project-part-5-three-speeds-two-exhaust-pipes\/\">moved back to the San Francisco Bay Area<\/a>. That was the end of Murilee Arraiac, though a couple of us reunited as Nureochiba and the Lizards for a gig at a San Diego art gallery in 1991 (note the reference to the <a href=\"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/ImpalaRoundup.html\">&#8220;primer-gray V8-powered Lizardmobile&#8221;<\/a> in the show&#8217;s flyer, above).&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/nograceperiod-lutherburbankintexas-600px.jpg\" alt=\"nograceperiod-lutherburbankintexas-600px\" title=\"nograceperiod-lutherburbankintexas-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"1335\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/nograceperiod-lutherburbankintexas-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/nograceperiod-lutherburbankintexas-600px-460x1024.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nSo, life went on. I <a href=\"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/MA\/MP3.html\">put a bunch of Murilee Arraiac MP3s online<\/a> and would hear from some freak with an old MA tape every few years, but Murilee Arraiac became a suitcase full of 4-track cassette masters and the occasional puzzling email.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tormentinccover-600px.jpg\" alt=\"tormentinccover-600px\" title=\"tormentinccover-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1785\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tormentinccover-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tormentinccover-600px-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tormentinccover-600px-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nThen, through some connections too boring to get into here, I got a contract from Nexus, the smut wing of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Virgin_Books\">Virgin Books<\/a>, to write a 70,000-word <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bdsm\">BDSM<\/a> novel for their readership of British perverts (now available <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Torment-Incorporated-Nexus-Murilee-Martin\/dp\/0352339438\/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1315325575&#038;sr=1-1\">as a Kindle download<\/a> for <em>all<\/em> perverts). Though I&#8217;d never even <em>read<\/em> a smut novel, I had no problem knocking out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=1529\">specified filth<\/a> in a couple of weeks. Then the suits in the London office called up and wanted to know what name I&#8217;d be using. Ah, I thought, here&#8217;s where the Murilee Arraiac persona comes in handy. &#8220;That&#8217;s spelled M-U-R\u2026&#8221; I told them. The next day, I got a call from my editor: &#8220;Marketing says they can&#8217;t have a cryptic surname like Arraiac on a novel we&#8217;re pushing as American-authored,&#8221; he said (at the time, most of the other Nexus authors seemed to be Brits living in Thailand with teenage girlfriends and writing about Victorian boarding schools; the thinking was that an American author would help break up the canings-at-the-boarding-school monotony). We needed to come up with a new surname for Murilee.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/silentterror-600px.jpg\" alt=\"silentterror-600px\" title=\"silentterror-600px\" width=\"288\" height=\"466\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1816\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/silentterror-600px.jpg 288w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/silentterror-600px-185x300.jpg 185w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" \/><br \/>\nMy editor knew that I had <del>shamelessly ripped off<\/del> been influenced by the writing style of early <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Ellroy\">James Ellroy<\/a> novels, particularly his serial-killer-in-a-van masterpiece <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Killer_on_the_Road\"><em>Silent Terror<\/em><\/a>. &#8220;How about we replace &#8216;Arraiac&#8217; with &#8216;Martin,&#8217; in honor of the protagonist of <em>Silent Terror,<\/em> Martin Plunkett?&#8221; he suggested.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ellroy-600px.jpg\" alt=\"ellroy-600px\" title=\"ellroy-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"806\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1815\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ellroy-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ellroy-600px-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nWhat the hell, I figured\u2014 let&#8217;s Ellroy it up. It&#8217;s a sort of left-handed way of showing respect for a writer I admire. &#8220;OK, Murilee Martin it is!&#8221; I told my editor. The book came out in 2005 and sold pretty well (though I never did get any royalties beyond the initial advance payment; funny how it always sorts out that way). Now, like Samuel Clemens, I had a <em>nom de plume<\/em>, which made me feel cool.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/hm_ambassador_green.jpg\" alt=\"hm_ambassador_green\" title=\"hm_ambassador_green\" width=\"600\" height=\"328\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/hm_ambassador_green.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/hm_ambassador_green-300x164.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nIn early 2007, <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/\">Jalopnik&#8217;s<\/a> miscreant junta of <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/people\/mspinelli\/posts\">Mike Spinelli<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.motortrend.com\/author\/jonny-lieberman\/\">Jonny Lieberman<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.autoweek.com\/article\/20120105\/CARREVIEWS\/120109954\">Davey G. Johnson<\/a> decided that my ranting tirades in Jalopnik posts (written while bored at my job as a software technical writer) and my acquaintance with fellow Alamedan Mike Lavella of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gearheadmagazine.com\/\">Gearhead Magazine<\/a> qualified me as an automotive journalist. &#8220;You&#8217;re hired!&#8221; Spinelli said. I didn&#8217;t want my day-job boss to know that I&#8217;d be moonlighting at a gig writing about <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/232400\/toughness-roominess-serves-the-country-the-hindustan-motors-ambassador\">Hindustan Ambassadors<\/a> (my first Jalopnik piece), so I decided to go with a pseudonym.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/softwarejobdesk-600px.jpg\" alt=\"softwarejobdesk-600px\" title=\"softwarejobdesk-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1817\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/softwarejobdesk-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/softwarejobdesk-600px-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nI toyed with the idea of being Murilee Arraiac, but decided that my porn name might lead to extra sales of <em>Torment, Incorporated.<\/em> Murilee Martin became my <em>automotive<\/em> porn name. So, as I wrote bug reports and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/API_documentation\">API documentation<\/a> at my desk in Berkeley (just down the block from a car-repair shop building a red-white-and-blue Peugeot 505 destined for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.murileemartin.com\/LSF06\/LSF06.html\">the very first 24 Hours of LeMons race<\/a>), I enjoyed my <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/people\/murileemartin\/posts\/\">secret car-writer identity<\/a>.&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/murileemarlin-600px.jpg\" alt=\"murileemarlin-600px\" title=\"murileemarlin-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"435\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1818\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/murileemarlin-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/murileemarlin-600px-300x217.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nEven after my secret got out at the day job and there was no good reason to keep my pseudonym (in fact, having a pseudonym can be a hassle in this business; trying to arrange for press cars is a headache when you have to give the fleet people two different names and then explain why), I enjoyed the absurdity of having a bewilderingly feminine-sounding name over my work. Even the disturbing &#8220;Murilee, the Saucy Minx&#8221; talk from those Neighborhood-Watch-triggering creeps over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hooniverse.com\/\">Hooniverse<\/a> was fun\u2026 and how else would I have experienced the honor of the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetruthaboutcars.com\/2011\/07\/space-shuttle-ltd-sullen-french-rebels-and-endless-audis-bs-inspections-of-the-b-f-e-gp-24-hours-of-lemons\/\">Murilee Marlin<\/a>&#8221; AMC race car? 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