{"id":619,"date":"2010-11-20T20:09:56","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T02:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=619"},"modified":"2010-11-20T20:09:56","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T02:09:56","slug":"24-straight-hours-in-the-swamp-laissez-les-crapheaps-roulez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"24 Straight Hours In The Swamp: Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/nighttime_penalty_box-600px1.jpg\" alt=\"nighttime_penalty_box-600px1\" title=\"nighttime_penalty_box-600px1\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-621\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/nighttime_penalty_box-600px1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/nighttime_penalty_box-600px1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nWe haven&#8217;t had a true 24-hours LeMons race since the <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/5375987\/the-top-122-lemons-of-the-lamest-day-24-hours-of-lemons\/gallery\/\">Lamest Day<\/a>, thanks to Communist noise regulations at most tracks, but No Problem Raceway is made of sterner stuff.<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/gremlin_swap-600px.jpg\" alt=\"gremlin_swap-600px\" title=\"gremlin_swap-600px\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-622\" srcset=\"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/gremlin_swap-600px.jpg 600w, https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/gremlin_swap-600px-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>\nI&#8217;m busy punishing miscreants in the Penalty Box, and this cell-phone-tether internet connection sucks, so you won&#8217;t be seeing much in the way of live updates from me. However, I can fill you in on the high points so far, five hours in:<br \/>\n1. The current leader is the GT$500 Celica, winner of the first No Problem race.<br \/>\n2. The Red Rocket Ratnest Revival Taurus SHO, the only car that had a chance of beating Eyesore for the national points championship, blew its engine a few hours into the race. They&#8217;re working on obtaining a replacement, but it appears that they can&#8217;t possibly finish high enough to top Eyesore.<br \/>\n3. The Police Brutality Lincoln Mark VIII ran a 13.50 ET at the drag strip last night, shattering the previous record of 14.6.<br \/>\n4. The Substandard Racing AMC Gremlin hasn&#8217;t started yet, due to engine woes, but the team has an Eagle engine-donor car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t had a true 24-hours LeMons race since the Lamest Day, thanks to Communist noise regulations at most tracks, but No Problem Raceway is made of sterner stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[441,268,450],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":623,"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions\/623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}