{"id":628,"date":"2010-11-21T08:45:53","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T14:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=628"},"modified":"2010-11-21T08:45:53","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T14:45:53","slug":"zmokin-zuperchargerz1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/murileemartin.com\/wordpress\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"ZMOKIN ZUPERCHARGERZ!!!!!1!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nAfter these LeMons Forum participants discovered one of the best Craigslist car ads of all time<\/a>, we decided to take their advice and make a penalty out of the text of the ad.
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\nOK CL HERE WE GO 2002 MUSTANG GT SLEEPER THIS CAR IS A GT BUT! I CHANGED ALOT OF THINGS LIKE THE SEATS I PUT CLOTH AND I TOOK<\/p>\n

THE GT EMBLEM OFF Y? BCUZ I MADE IT MY SLEEPER EVRYONE WANTZ TO RACE BCUZ IT LOOKS LIK A V 6 BT WEN WE RACE I FUKIN ZMOKE EM<\/p>\n

ZO BAD BUT I DO HAVE THE LETHER SEATS BLACK AND THE EMBLEMS IF WANTED FOR A LIL EXTRA THE CAR HAS A 6 SPEED TRANZ WITH<\/p>\n

SUPERCHARGER IT JUST HIT 96000 MILES I DYNOWD IT IT WAS 567 HORZ POWER I HAVE A SUPERCHARGER\/CHIP BORED HEADZ BORLA EXZAUZT<\/p>\n

CUT OUTS MASS FLO AIR MODULE CAM HEDS SHORTYS TO MUCH TO LIST BUT THIS CAR IS A FUCKIN MONSTER OMFG I ZMOKE EVRY FUKIN CAR<\/p>\n

0 TO 60 IN 3 ZEC FLAT NO JOKE DIZ CAR RAW I GOT A C 56 RTY TRANZ THIS TRANZ WIL NOT BRAKE I PAID 2900 FOR IT AND HAVE ALL RECITZ<\/p>\n

38000 IN REZITZ NO JOKE I HAVE PREFORMANZ EVRYTHIN GAS WISE I GET 16 AND 28 HY WAY BC IT HAS PLUS FUEL KIT WICH HELPS CUZ IZ A<\/p>\n

BEAZT THIS CAR NEEDZ NOTHIN IT HAS 18 INCH CROM RIMZ ALMZT NEW OK ZO IN THE TRUNK I GOT 2 15S WITH ZHORT CURCUIT 2500 WATT AMP 2 ACTUALY ZLAPZ ZO DAM HARD<\/p>\n

OK NOW THE BAD ITS LOUD BUT HAS SWITCH CUT OFF TO MAKE IT QUIT FOR THE PIGZ MA FREIND JUST PASD HE WAS HOMLEZ AN HIT Y A<\/p>\n

DRUNK DRIVER HE HAZ NO FAM AND HE WAZ A GWD FREIND I WANA GIV HM A PROPER BARIAL ZO IMA ZEEL MA BABY ITS M.O.B MUSTANS OVER<\/p>\n

BITCHEZ I NEED THIS MONEY ASAP NO BS 5300 CAZH FIRM I NEED THIS TODAY FOR ALL THE OLD ZHYT LIK LETHER SEATZ I WANT 5500 FIRM NO BS THIS CAR IS IN ALMOST PERFECT CONDITION AND HAS A FULL TANK OF GAZ HE GETZ BUIRED FRIDAY BT NEED THE MONEY IMSELIN LOW CUZ<\/p>\n

I NO PPL KNT PAY THT MUCH CASH ZO GET THIS BABY OFF ME I WILL NOT PART OUT THE ZUPERCHARGER AN RIMS R WORT WAT IM AZKIN BT I DNT HAV TYM TO SELL HIGHER IF U BUY AND REZEL I DNT CARE O AND ITS CLEAN TITLE HAS FULL COVRAGE SMOGED I MYT B FORGETIN ZUM<\/p>\n

AND NO EMAILS CALL AND TXT I HAVE METRO IT FUKIN GETZ NO REZEPTION ZO JUZ KEEP KALIN N TXTIN AZK FOR MIKE MA NUM IZ 707 373 2135<\/p>\n

OR MY WIFE ASK FOR MARIA 707 307 9332 KAL OR TXT AGAIN MA SERVIZ ZUX ZO TO REACH ME KEEP KALIN N TXTIN IF U GET MY VOICMAIL LEAV ME A BREIF MESAGE AN I GET BAK TO U ASAP NO BS CUM WITH CASH DO NOT WAIST MY TIME IF UR NT SERIOUS I NEED MONEY ASAP N DNT HIT ON MY WIFE OR U WONT GET THE CAR NO PARTING OUT OR NUN 5500 FIRM NO BS <\/strong><\/p>\n

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