We like to encourage miscreants trapped in the Kafkaesque labyrinth of the 24 Hours of LeMons Supreme Court to create great works of art as they serve their time. In other words, cardboard-and-duct-tape engine sculptures!  
 

So far, we haven’t been quite knocked out by the efforts, but we plan to crack down on the build quality issues at the upcoming Sears Pointless race and get a complete gallery of accurate cardboard engine replicas. After all, racers on their team’s second or third offense have all the time in the world! I’m thinking we’ll assign specific engines, starting with the Flathead Ford V8 and Mercedes-Benz OM617. Bring cardboard and tape to Infineon, racers!