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Back when I was a young Orange County performance artist, I never once imagined that someday I’d have a job that resulted in groups of grown men and women imitating me. Being a judge on the 24 Hours of LeMons Supreme Court is such a job. In the photograph above, we see the Ford Probe of Simulated Racing done up in a “29 Hours of LeMons” theme (apparently the number 24 was already taken), with the team dressed as LeMons Supreme Court judges. 
 
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Back at the 2010 Sears Pointless race, this VW Golf team went with a “Judge Love” theme, with facial hair influenced by the chops sported by me and Judge Jonny. Disturbing!  
 
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The B-Team went with a “Kill Phil” theme, in honor of my not-so-secret real given name. So far I’m still alive. Meanwhile, there’s some bunch in South Carolina preparing a “Phil My Ass” theme for their wretched Accord “race car.” I can’t wait!

2 Responses to “I Never Thought It Would Come To This”

  1. discontinuuity

    That’s just a little bit creepy. Speaking of which, I know where you live ;)

  2. eggwich

    That is a bit creepy, but I too can relate. I thought about driving by your old house in Alameda, just to, you know, feel the vibes.

    And “Phil My Ass” is going to be awesome, I just know it. Hopefully disgustingly awesome.

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