When doing business in the Garden State, it may become necessary to eliminate troublesome rivals and bury the evidence. That’s just tradition, and the LeMons Supreme Court likes to bring local flavor to the Penalty Box when it travels to a new region.
The Bury The Body penalty goes like this: the miscreant team is given a mannequin torso (we must assume that the head and limbs were stuffed down a garbage disposal, or whatever New Jersey heavies do with excess body parts) and a small folding shovel. They must bury the “body” next to the track. When finished, they are allowed to return to the race.
We may have to do a similar “put your troubles in a hole in the desert” penalty when we go to Nevada in a couple weeks.

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