24 Hours of LeMons drivers, particularly the West Coast variety, tend to be slow to accept blame for their spinouts, crashes, and other bad on-track behavior. The LeMons Supreme Court is here to rehabilitate LeMons miscreants, and so we’ve devised a new penalty that takes inspiration from famous conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck.
It works like this: The miscreant must choose five conspiracy elements from a stack of cards representing various shadow-government players. Swiss bankers, Muslims, Taco Bell, Science, pretty much the whole stinking bunch of anti-American conspirators. Once the five conspiratorial elements have been selected, the team gets together to diagram out just how those five elements worked together to cause their bad-driving mishap. When ready, the team then provides the LeMons Supreme Court with a Glenn Beck-style presentation.
It all makes sense now! OK, let’s watch some of the presentations: