After a long, exhausting drive, we’re lounging in a hot-sheet flophouse near Midway Airport. The internet connection here appears to be a cocktail-straw-diameter 300-baud pipeline, so I’ll keep this brief: the Corsa Nostra GTV6 has taken the win on laps at the Bull Oil Grand Prix 24 Hours of LeMons.
Yes, it’s finally happened: the long-predicted Alfa Romeo LeMons win! We’d seen this car at a few previous races, and it was always terrible. Lots of broken parts, lots of black flags, the works. This time, however, the team managed to stay out of trouble (mostly), and the Alfa battled back from second place in the last 30 minutes to grab the checkered flag. Congratulations, Corsa Nostra!