Unununium Legend of LeMons honoree Spank probably needs no introduction, not after his crazed Citroën road trip and other exploits, so when you see a Simca 1204 at a California LeMons race… well, you know who’s probably responsible.
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Henri Cuda: MOPAR PRIDE!
April 1st, 2011
LeMons Miscreants Blame Shadowy Forces For Their Bad Driving: The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Penalty!
March 30th, 2011
24 Hours of LeMons drivers, particularly the West Coast variety, tend to be slow to accept blame for their spinouts, crashes, and other bad on-track behavior. The LeMons Supreme Court is here to rehabilitate LeMons miscreants, and so we’ve devised a new penalty that takes inspiration from famous conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck.
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173 Cars, 173 Inches of Rain, 173 Million Spinouts: The 2011 Sears Pointless 24 Hours of LeMons Über Gallery!
March 30th, 2011
BS Inspection shots, PillarCam™ shots, bashed-fender shots, Penalty Box shots, you name it! All will be found in the Sears Pointless ’11 Über Gallery! Read more »
We like to encourage miscreants trapped in the Kafkaesque labyrinth of the 24 Hours of LeMons Supreme Court to create great works of art as they serve their time. In other words, cardboard-and-duct-tape engine sculptures!
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When you’ve managed to take a LeMons win on laps with a car that sold for nearly 100 grand in the mid-1990s, you need to go the extra mile with your theme at the next race if you want to avoid massive BS laps. When Team Sgt. Schultz emailed LeMons HQ for a residual value on their S500, I suggested they re-decorate with an Iranian Revolution theme. Chief Perp Jay Lamm had an even better idea, however….
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24 Hours of LeMons fanatics have been hoping for a vintage NASCAR-style entry for years, and Legend of LeMons Unununium Medal winner Speedycop and his henchmen came through at the Southern Discomfort race last month.
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Judge Mike had a hit with the 1990s Detroit Car Metric-SAE Fastener Mix-N-Match penalty, but that wasn’t his only contribution to LeMons Penalty Box innovation.
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The 1990s Detroit Car SAE-Metric Fastener Mixup Penalty!
March 6th, 2011
When we made Mike, team captain of the legendary Tunachuckers 24 Hours of LeMons team, a LeMons Supreme Court Justice at the Southern Discomfort race, we had no idea that he’d be adding so many cruel rehabilitative penalties to the LeMons Supreme Court’s torture kit arsenal-o-fairness. Here’s one that you Sears Pointless miscreants will be experiencing soon enough!
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I Never Thought It Would Come To This
March 3rd, 2011
Back when I was a young Orange County performance artist, I never once imagined that someday I’d have a job that resulted in groups of grown men and women imitating me. Being a judge on the 24 Hours of LeMons Supreme Court is such a job. In the photograph above, we see the Ford Probe of Simulated Racing done up in a “29 Hours of LeMons” theme (apparently the number 24 was already taken), with the team dressed as LeMons Supreme Court judges.
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Why Didn’t BMW Make an E30 With Gullwing Doors?
March 1st, 2011
Not only did the Pulp Friction 325 look great with its DMC-12-style doors, the team came in 5th out of 81 at the 2011 Gator-O-Rama. Read more »
StingerCam, RustyTrunkLidCam, and More: Southern Discomfort Über Gallery
February 23rd, 2011
I’m turning around and going to another LeMons race, for back-to-back weekends (it’ll be back-to-back-to-back weekends in April), so I don’t have time to do a lot of Southern Discomfort posts right now. Just head straight to the Über Gallery for now.
Protected: Making a Profit From a Lexus SC400 Suspension Donor, Part IV
February 21st, 2011
Protected: Making a Profit From a Lexus SC400 Suspension Donor, Part III
February 20th, 2011
Protected: Making a Profit From a Lexus SC400 Suspension Donor, Part II
February 19th, 2011
Off To South Carolina!
February 17th, 2011
After nearly six weeks with no LeMons races, we’re finally spraying some starter fluid into the 2011 season and jump-starting this bastid! Read more »
